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Morning Glory #2: Triple H Gets Cerebral

Back in 2000, everything was rosy (and I don’t mean the fat dude) for the WWE. Ratings were up, even without their biggest star, ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin. The Rock’s star was rising quickly, and he was signed in to play the Scorpion King, making him the first bonafide movie star wrestler since Hulk Hogan’s ‘Mr Nanny’ heyday (does that even count as a heyday?). The Radicalz had been signed from the old WCW, and between them they made a huge impact during the year, Chris Benoit especially, as he main evented 2 pay per views. Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle found themselves on the border of stardom, and of course, Triple H was hailed as ‘the next Ric Flair’. In 2000, there was seemingly nothing Helmsley couldn’t do. He out-brawled Mick Foley, and en route to retiring the legend, had two MOTYCs with him. He could technically wrestle, having an amazing Iron Man match with The Rock at Judgment Day, and putting on a wrestling classic with Chris Benoit at No Mercy. HHH even made Taka Michinoku of all people, look like a legitimate contender to his WWE World Title. Triple H was on top of the wrestling world. So where did it all go wrong?

Into 2001, the rumblings of HHH’s backstage politicking began to appear on the internet. Famed ‘net writers such as Scott Keith, who had once hailed Helmsley as ‘God’, began to attack him, claiming he was selfish, ego-driven, and cared more for himself than the business in general. They had a point. Triple H undoubtedly had some say in the booking, due to his relationship with the head writer, Stephanie McMahon. He had been inserted into the angle of ‘who ran over Steve Austin?’ after Rikishi bombed as the driver, but to be fair, the WWE handled this angle wrongly in general. HHH had also left the ‘love triangle’ angle with Kurt Angle without a real blowoff or an ending, but who’s to say this was his choice? Regardless, he was slammed by the net. However, in early 2001, despite his rumoured political games, Triple H was still undoubtedly ‘the man’ in the ring. He put on the match of the year with Steve Austin at No Way Out, and went on to have a stellar feud and match with The Undertaker at Wrestlemania X-7, a match I still stand by as underrated by some writers. However, after Wrestlemania was where things really began to go wrong for HHH.

Helmsley looked set for a long awaited face run, where he would be facing off with the newly heel turned Steve Austin. However, this run never came to pass, as Triple H joined forces with the man who he tried to kill just months before. I won’t go into details over why this angle partly caused the downfall of the WWE (see my ‘Who dropped the ball?’ column), but more than harming the WWE itself, the ‘Two Man Powertrip’ just added fuel to the internet writer’s fire of hatred against ‘The Game’. During this angle, despite being the WWE World champion, Austin was made to look inferior to HHH, being the man to lose his temper more often, and the one to screw up during their tag matches. At Judgment Day 2001, Austin screwed up to cost HHH his match and Intercontinental title, hitting HHH with a chair, while Helmsley and his sledgehammer were the reasons why Austin was still the WWE champion. Maybe this was the planned set up for the HHH face turn, but on RAW the next night, things changed again.

Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho were at that time (and still are) the darlings of the internet community. When they were given the next shot at the Two Man Powertrip, over Undertaker and Kane, on RAW the night after Judgment Day, the excitement level in the WWE’s product increased two-fold. The match in question, where Benoit and Jericho defeated HHH and Austin for the Tag Team titles, was incredible, and a testament to the abilities of the 4 workers involved. Easily the best match on free TV in 2001, it looked set to kick off angles between the 4 men (most likely Jericho/Austin and Benoit/HHH). However, this turned out to be the match that changed everything. While breaking up a Walls Of Jericho spot on Austin, HHH fell wrong, and tore his quadriceps muscle. He finished the match, a true sign of courage (unlike Kevin Nash, who just screamed, sadly. Get well soon Kev!), and limped back up the ramp to meet his fate. The fate in question was 7 months on the shelf. HHH was gone from the WWE, and the company trundled on, blowing the WCW InVasion angle in the process. By the time December rolled around, and video packages promoting the return and rehabilitation of Helmsley appeared, everyone was desperate to see him back, thinking he could be the man to turn the WWE’s fortunes around. They were wrong.

Helmsley returned to great fanfare at a Madison Square Garden edition of RAW. He cut a promo and beat up Kurt Angle, looking more ripped (and roided) than ever. HHH entered into the Royal Rumble, and won the match, eliminating Angle last, and solidifying his return, setting up a showdown with the undisputed WWE champion Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania. HHH split up with his wife Stephanie, becoming a fully-fledged face, and feuded with Kurt Angle for a month before going onto the feud with Jericho. The problem at this point became obvious, as HHH’s match quality was seriously down from the quality he produced in 2000 and 2001. Most simply blamed ring rust, citing the fact that it took Steve Austin 3 months to get his match quality up after his return from a long layoff in 2000. Others claimed that HHH’s extra muscle mass slowed down his movement and speed. The other theory was that HHH could only work well as a heel, and not as a face. Whatever the reason, it was obvious that HHH’s matches were not as good. And the honeymoon period was over for HHH, as everyone and their dog turned on him, as his feud with Jericho became a joke; pushed aside in favour of his divorce angle with Stephanie. HHH of course won the feud and took the undisputed title at Wrestlemania.

However, he didn’t keep it for long, dropping it to the resurgent Hulk Hogan at Backlash. Over the next few months, HHH’s weak run as a face continued, culminating with a shocking match against Undertaker for the undisputed WWE title at King Of The Ring. The match was awful, nowhere near their WMX7 match, and was panned all over the ‘net. Many people who had formerly supported HHH (me included) turned on him, and began to agree with the cynical online fans, saying that he was an egomaniac, and couldn’t have a good match to save his life. HHH got injured shortly after, and took time off, returning as the Brand Extension heated up, and he jumped from Stephanie McMahon’s Smackdown to Eric Bischoff’s RAW. His first month on RAW consisted of a feud with his former friend Shawn Michaels, and although the feud was quite shoddy, it made for an awesome match at Summerslam. Trips was heel again, and with that, there was the hope that he could become entertaining again too. After Summerslam, he was pushed at the #1 wrestler on RAW, getting into a lot of the segments, and then being handed the old WCW belt (the RAW World title). This just increased the online hatred of HHH, as people began to refer to RAW as the HHH show, and the slump in RAW ratings was blamed on him. So, this week, I sat down to watch RAW, after 2 weeks of missing the show, wondering how bad HHH really was going to be. I was pleasantly surprised.

Far from being boring and non-entertaining, I found Triple H to be (along with Booker T and the UnAmericans) one of the most redeeming pieces of the show. Helmsley, from where I see it, has finally dropped the ‘Cerebral Assassin’ character in favour of the classic cocky heel, not unlike the character he played in his original DX days. His look has somewhat changed, with the beard shaved off, giving him a more arrogant look, and his hair is now often tied back. Gone are the grunting, caveman, threatening type promos, and they’ve been replaced with a more confident, heelish style. Triple H took a beating from Rob Van Dam on RAW, making RVD look extremely good in the process, and although he was in a lot of segments, they served their purpose- to make HHH look like a total dickhead, and they seemed to work in this way. The fans dislike HHH, almost as much as the online crowd do. Although they dislike him for different reasons, the feeling is there, and it’s helping to get HHH over as a heel. And what about the other ingredient, the match?

I enjoyed it. Sure, it wasn’t up to the standard of his 2000 classics, but it was as good as some of the RAW matches he was having before the injury. I’m now with the train of thought that the face status was his problem before, and now he’s heel again, his problems may be put behind him. Jeff Hardy is not the best opponent, and at Unforgiven, if HHH can have a good match with Rob Van Dam (who incidentally no-sold the Walls of Jericho just as badly as he did the Crippler Crossface), I shall be very pleased. But it’s not the match quality that I’m most pleased about. It’s the death of the Cerebral Assassin character. You see, this may well be a new, elevating and jobbing HHH we see on our screens now. And what is the reason for my hope? Well, psychology. HHH’s heel character of 2000-2001 had to be booked to be unstoppable to work. He HAD to come out on top of his feuds, and make his opponents look stupid, or he wouldn’t be the Cerebral Assassin, the ‘Smartest Man in the Business’. Now he’s lost that intense, cerebral character, and has become cocky, he can afford to sell that bit more, and job that bit more. He can afford to maybe make mistakes in his feuds, and get beaten down by Rob Van Dam. Come this Sunday, we may find that he can afford to drop his World title cleanly. Maybe this slight character change (and the use of a razor) can redeem HHH in the eyes of the online fanbase, and bring him back near the heights he was in 2000. Who knows? I don’t. HHH’s next match may get -** from certain writers, or it may get *****. I don’t care. All I know is that for me, HHH right now is entertaining.

D’you know what I mean?
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