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Morning Glory RCC: All For One, None For All

This week’s main event on RAW was highly interesting. It wasn’t exactly the best match, but for me, it gave a decent insight into what is right with the WWE today, and what is wrong too. The main event in question, was of course a tag match. RAW’s main event featured Triple H and Chris Jericho vs Ric Flair and Rob Van Dam. Set up after HHH was attacked by Van Dam during his match with Flair earlier in the night, this tag match replaced the booked Jericho/RVD Intercontinental title match. The first observation that could be made is obviously the depth of RAW’s roster, and the questions that should be raised by making HHH and Flair work two matches. Yes, this does make RAW’s roster look weak, because it IS weak. Booker T is the only other viable main eventer RAW has right now….so expect more of the afore mentioned four men in the weeks to come. But this isn’t the bulk of this column? What is? Well, it’s simple….each man in the main event.

Firstly, the RAW World Champion, Triple H. Hunter is right now easily the most vilified man in the Internet wrestling community. I always used to defend Hunter’s politics, due to the fact that he did in fact used to be the best wrestler around. No more. I’ve been entertained by one, one HHH match this year, and that of course was his match with Shawn Michaels at Summerslam. I don’t buy into the theory that Hunter’s lost his wrestling skill, due to injuries or too much bulk. I just think he’s become lazy, because he knows he has the top spot for as long as he’s sleeping with Steph. All this, has of course been said before. What I’m going to add probably hasn’t been.

Yes, HHH is quite possibly an ego-maniac behind the scenes, making sure he’s in a good spot each show…possibly holding down Chris Jericho too. However, if I’m Triple H, would I change a thing? Hell no. Why would Hunter want to put newcomers over, when he can just live on an old reputation, and sit at the top without hard work? Because it’s the right thing to do? It is the right thing to do, but who in their right mind would slip down the card when they actually have the choice about it. Not me. Not Kevin Nash in his WCW tenure. And obviously not HHH. I’m not technically defending Hunter, just saying that I would most definitely do the same thing.

Back to someone living off a reputation….is it just me, or is Ric Flair seriously annoying anyone else? Flair is a true legend. Quite possibly the greatest of all time. But you know what makes me think both Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels are better? Even though it was through injury, both men retired (in the case of Michaels this is debatable) before they ended up like Flair. A washed up, shadow of their former selves with a saggy chest. Flair should retire now…what does he honestly have left to offer? Good matches? Nope. His match with Jericho at Summerslam was the only one that didn’t entertain me, and to tell the truth, in my opinion Flair’s only good match this year came in his fight against The Undertaker. Of course, this match was carried by the story, not the wrestling. People bash Hogan for continuing past his prime…but his prime was nothing like Flair’s.

I don’t know whether it’s Vince’s decision, or the backroom staff….but Flair should not win another big match this year. To put him over both Jericho and Guerrero within a few months of one another is just criminal. Flair doesn’t need the wins….the new guys need the rub from this legend. But if the WWE isn’t going to use Flair to put over up and coming main eventers…someone needs to tell Flair to retire. He could play an awesome mouthpiece, and do so much more. But in the ring right now, he’s just a broken down old man.

Chris Jericho should have been the man to benefit from Flair’s fading away, but yet again, the ‘Ayatollah’ was robbed of a victory at Summerslam. Why? Jericho sure as hell needed this victory….take a look at his win/loss record this year. Jericho’s won just 2 PPV matches, which were both before Wrestlemania. Since his loss against HHH at WM, he’s jobbed to Hunter again, RVD, a rookie in John Cena, and an old man in Flair. I’m not gonna beat the dead horse, and go on about HHH holding him down, however true it may be, because I’ve honestly given up on the hope that the WWE will ever push Jericho properly. So, I give you another way of thinking.

If I’m Jericho, I’d become the most lazy, useless wrestler in the company. Why? Well what’s the point in working hard when you’re just getting nowhere? I sure as hell wouldn’t waste my time with it. Jericho is on a huge, guaranteed contract, and as it’s been shown with Mark Henry and Big Show, big contracts = used on TV. So that’s my advice to Chris….be lazy…and fuck everyone else. Some more random thoughts I had about Jericho…does the guy even have a credible finisher any more? The Walls of Jericho have been watered down to a Boston Crab, and the Lionsault looks weak. Wait a second…what happened to the ‘Breakdown’ and the ‘Flashback’? Oh, I remember. Austin, Rock, and others kicked out of the Breakdown, and RVD and John Cena kicked out of the Flashback. See how easy it is to kill a finisher? The WWE MUST stop doing this, otherwise every match will end with a roll up. Wait….didn’t that happen on Smackdown?

And now we move on to that figure of controversy in the Oratory…..Rob Van Dam. Now, when RVD first appeared in the WWE, I was a huge fan of his. But a year down the line? I’m sick of the guy. His character, if you can even claim he has one, hasn’t evolved in the slightest, and he wrestles the same damn match every time out. I’m not denying RVD has charisma, and is a very popular wrestler. But in my eyes, that doesn’t make him a main event talent. What makes Van Dam any different from Jeff Hardy? Both have poor mic skills, low character development, and do mental spots. The only difference I see is Hardy being known for a tag team.

Right now, Van Dam is simply living on the fact that his offense is somewhat different from the rest of the roster. When the more forgiving casual fans get as bored with his offense as the ‘net guys, unless Van Dam decides to evolve both his moveset and his character, he’s screwed. Another argument comes from people who say RVD doesn’t sell properly. I agree with this, but I blame the years in ECW, where wrestlers generally didn’t sell properly, and it was just ‘spot-pose-spot’. Van Dam was not brought up to use psychology in matches, he was trained to point at himself to get a pop from the ECW fans. When Van Dam was challenged with a technical match, with Benoit at Summerslam, he proved he just wasn’t ready. So…we’ll see what kind of ‘talent’ Van Dam has when he’s forced to update…..it has to happen some time.

So, can we draw any conclusions from this tag match? Only one. HHH put RVD over here, so without a doubt, Hunter will go over Van Dam at Unforgiven. Any more conclusions? Actually, no. This was, at the end of the day, another meaningless RAW tag match. In 2-3 weeks, this match will have been forgotten about. But for this fan, the match did a good job. It got me thinking about these four wrestlers, and due to HHH's constant politicking, Jericho's non-existant push (quite possibly down to HHH), Van Dam's rise and rise without improvement, and Flair still being around, this match once again proved my theory of ‘all for one, none for all’ correct.

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